Ok. This is from the guy who INSISTS that we make a "non-traditional Christmas letter" every year....you know.....the one that does not brag about kids, dogs, jobs, vacations, or anything else that would cause the reader to yawn and toss the ol' Christmas letter in a bin, box, or garbage can before reading who it is even from: (See: boring Christmas letter rules.)
But.........I just wanted you to know that after seeing your second picture, the one where you are two inches taller sitting on the Korean adoption red throne......I am smitten.
Yes, Micah...I will change your diaper. I will take you on endless walks up and down stairs. I will do whatever you want.....even count to 1 mutton, 2 mutton, 3 mutton until you fall asleep.
Just do not toy with me or the other 300 passengers on the Korean Air flight West by crying endlessly on the flight home....and we will be forever alright.
I will take you fishing. I will take you golfing. I will take you to your first day of school. Just promise me you will hate knowledge bowl, skateboarding, or chess tournaments forever...and I am your guy.
Heck, even if you DO choose to participate those activities, I will always love you.....but may miss an occasional chess tournament here and there.
Fantasy Football is good, playing the game is even better ( I would not know since I only practiced), and earning a full ride as a place kicker or team manager at the U of M is even better.
I have no high expectations for you, other than that you will love the Lord your God with all of your heart and mind....and Seoul is overrated.......
I cannot WAIT to hold you in my arms...........and then promptly hand you to your mother when you poop....for I have never changed a diaper.....and am on a 34 year steak....and would hate to break my streak because you cannot control yourself. (Be a man....I will show you how with a fallen tree, a secluded woods, a roll of toilet paper....and do not use leaves of three.)
Be good, or bad....but just get the bad streak out of your system before we see you in a couple of weeks.
If I tear up when we see you.....it is because I have an eye infection that is induced whenever I am inside an adoption agency......men cry sometimes, but not Koreans....remember we show NO emotion....unless you have 3 Aces and 2 Kings, and get beat by 4 tens on the River....
See you soon, buddy.
Your dad